Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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