all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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