Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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