I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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