I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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