Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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