There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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