Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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