Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
where does the pee come out of this thing
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I intend to get homeless drunk
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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