dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
