Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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