i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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