at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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