I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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