Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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