There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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