you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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