It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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