Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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