What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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