Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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