yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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