cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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