hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We had to coat check the pizza.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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