I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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