What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
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