I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
