Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
