Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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