HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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