needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
you will always have a special place in my vag
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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