i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Randomize
