Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
