no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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