there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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