also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
operation have a gay friend backfired
how do flat chested girls get laid?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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