This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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