Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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