would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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