I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You're completely useless in the revolution.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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