I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I take back everything I said about communal showers
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I need a beard to bite.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
