You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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