Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
this boner is exhausting
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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