He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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