Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Randomize
