She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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