Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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