We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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