quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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