Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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