We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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